You genius! Your side are flying! After weeks of frustration, this is the week it all comes together. Stoke attack with pace and purpose, whilst dealing with every attack that comes their way. You are so close to being given the freedom of the city. Stoke go in at half time 3-0 up, by which time The Boothen end has unveiled a 50ft Oatcake Tifo, with your face drawn on in brown sauce (@jbdotco for 20% off). After half time, Stoke show no sign of relenting, and yes…it’s a penalty! But who takes it?