You genius! Your side are flying! After weeks of frustration, this is the week it all comes together. Stoke attack with pace and purpose, whilst dealing with every attack that comes their way. You are so close to being given the freedom of the city. Stoke go in at half time 3-0 up, by which time The Boothen end has unveiled a 50ft Oatcake Tifo, with your face drawn on in brown sauce (@jbdotco for 20% off). After half time, Stoke show no sign of relenting, and yes…it’s a penalty! But who takes it?

Benik Afobe… the centre-forward has already scored today and can add to his tally

Peter Etebo… he hasn’t missed a penalty for Stoke and will strike with venom

Jack Butland… Anything to break the penalty curse?